Google it
's journalType in your real first name and the phrase into Google, then post the first search response that makes sense... or just pick a funny one from the front page.
- Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Aiden needs to pee in the potty!! Not on the floor..."
I'm not even going to respond to that...
- Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Aiden looks like a mushroom!!"
Ouch!
- Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
"Aiden says relax."
Well...okay...
- Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Aiden wants to be like Mommy."
No, really, I don't...
- Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Aiden does stunts"
O.O
- Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Aiden hates clowns."
Yes, yes I do.
- Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
"Aiden asks Carrie to marry him."
I am not a him!
- Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
"Aiden goes to the zoo"
Yay!
- Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
"Aiden likes brushing his teeth."
Again with the he thing...
- Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Aiden eats dirt"
....
- Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
"Aiden wears his mercenary outfit."
Well, okay...
- Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
"Aiden was arrested for attacking the police during a George Bush Senior rally"
^_^ That just made this whole thing worth it.
I have totally come to the conclusion that parents only name their little boys Aiden (despite the fact that Aidan is the boy's version, and Aiden is the girl's version), and mysteriously these boys never get past the age of 6. Thanks mom and dad for the name....
Screwed
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